William Melvin "Bill" Hicks (December 16, 1961 – February 26, 1994) was a seminal American stand-up comedian and social critic. His humor challenged mainstream beliefs, aiming to "enlighten people to think for themselves." Hicks used a ribald approach to express his material, describing himself as "Chomsky with dick jokes." His jokes included general discussions about society, religion, politics, philosophy and personal issues. Hicks' material was often deliberately controversial and steeped in black comedy. In both his stand-up performances, and during interviews, he often criticized consumerism, superficiality, mediocrity and banality within the media and popular culture, describing them as oppressive tools of the ruling class, meant to "keep people ****** and apathetic." Hicks died of pancreatic cancer in 1994 at the age of 32.

When I first approached this movie, I thought from most of the reviews and comment that it was going to be horrible. The truth was that the script and dialog was absolutely horrible. I felt like I was being dragged through a bunch of kindergarten jokes. The story was unbelievable and either not satirical enough or too satirical. Most of the comedy was not like anything I had seen before, like Napoleon Dynamite meets The Office. It's like the writer was waiting for me to laugh, but I never did.
On the rare occasions that I did laugh, it was caused by Seann William Scott's acting or Danny Leiner amazing way of saving this film. Perfect timing on some of the sequences and just the right angles resulted in a some what funnier film than that would have just been the script. Seann William Scott's awkward and unusual play at Gary makes for an interesting look, yet sometimes I wondered if even Scott knew what Gary was going to do next.

Overall, I enjoyed this film besides the overkill of homophobia humor. I thought it was a new take on Tennis, and made me laugh at certain points. It was great to see Danny Leiner direct a comedy that didn't include two guys and a car. I don't recommend it, unless you have some free time or are a fan of Seann William Scott, but it wasn't the worst of them all.

Sun, suds, a magical island, Bigfoot, Elvis and beautiful women perfect! In this hilarious parody the hot, sexy action continues in funny form as three former Playboy Playmates and three former Penthouse Pets romp in the sun and surf! (oh, and they do competitions and stuff too). Everyone will enjoy this parody of Survivor with inside jokes for fans of the show plus plenty of hilarious teenage humor for everyone else.

This collection includes - best 40 portable programs in 2009!

Title: 40 best programs in 2009 (Portable Soft)
Year: 2009
Interface: English, Russian
OC: All Windows
Activation: All Inclusive
Size: 600 MB

The battles in this book cover a relatively brief space in the story of mankind. The earliest is the decisive sea Battle of Tsushima in 1905. The latest, curiously enough, is Vietnam.

Batten down the laughter hatches for a barn-storming night of jokes, banter and hilarious pi**-taking from Britain’s most outrageous comedian, bar none! You’ll explode with laughter as Chubby rips into his live audience with a non-stop battering ram of laugh-out-loud comedy. From motorway pile-ups to marriage counsellors, cancer-causing sausages to asylum seekers’ swimming skills, and from disabled parking to why Chubby really is too fat to be gay – this show is grab-your-guts funny!

Jimmy Carr Telling Jokes DVD
3 weeks ago 20th Oct 10:10
Britain’s most acerbic and satirical comedian, Jimmy Carr, launches marks 10 successful years in comedy with the release of his fifth live stand-up DVD, Jimmy Carr Telling Jokes, available to own through 4DVD on Monday 2nd November.Featuring 90 minutes of fresh material that’s just too rude for television, the new title will see Jimmy Carr at his best; creasing up the nation with relentless one liners and putting down brave hecklers with equal panache. Filmed earlier this year at the Bloomsbury Theatre during his latest tour, the DVD will also feature never-been-seen-before DVD extras including Jimmy’s Twitter Diary, a Comedy Central Special and bonus stand up material.Still holding the crown for the hardest working man in comedy after performing to 300,000 people this year during his Joke Technician tour, Jimmy will celebrate his millionth tour ticket sold this autumn.

EXTR @ - one of the best training programs colloquial German language.
This is the latest development of British television "Shannel 4" for those who want to quickly learn to understand and confidently speak German. You do not need a tutor.The program EXTR @ you get a unique opportunity in the shortest time possible to extend your vocabulary and learn perfect pronunciation.

Sexy girls from Poland and the world, fast cars, modern gadgets, erotic jokes, exotic travel, ....

Improve Your Memory with a unique, new approach using "The Birkenbihl Method" and "Paraliminal Learning"! Vera F. Birkenbihl is a fearless memory and learning expert who has taught over 300,000 students. On top of that, her best selling books have sold over 2,000,000 copies!

MOBILedit! is software that brings the ability to control the phone from your PC. After connecting the phone via cable, IrDA or Bluetooth, view the contents of the phone on the PC, do full-text searches, dial numbers, send SMS or MMS messages. With a simple click, backup all your data, copy them to different mobile phones and manipulate your contacts without even touching the phone. When you receive a message, it arrives on your PC in a similar way as an email; simply reply to it or move it to the archive. You will become much more productive as a result.

Code Of Coduct
When a Marine known for his love of practical jokes is found dead on Halloween, the NCIS team is called in to investigate, and they soon learn that his jokes may have been the reason why someone killed him.

Carl Barrons topics jump from one to the other and back again, until you find yourself helpless with laughter. What a show this was; a mixture of stand up, musical attempts and crazy facial expressions. Barron captured his audience from the word go. People were laughing so hard they were either crying or nearly falling out of their chairs.

As a first class comedian who plays off audience reactions with ease, Carl Barrons comedy brings out the funny side of everyday life. His show is worth watching just to hear his new spin on fart jokes. Walking Down the Street is quality Australian comedy, so achingly funny you may be in danger of wetting your pants.

EAT Brings us the latest version of Panda CommandLineSecure Antivirus.It Protects against malware. Scans and cleans computers with damaged graphic interfaces. Reduces the risk of infection on local networks

Description: Panda Security for Commandline is a latest generation anti-malware engine. It uses the most innovative technologies to offer outstanding performance and seamless low-level integration for Linux, Windows 32-bit and MS-DOS platforms.It includes a series of advanced features to protect against viruses, jokes, spyware, adware, dialers, hacking tools and other malicious code including, ActiveX controls or Java applets. Panda Security for Commandline is the ideal solution for expert users in heterogeneous, feature-rich environments without the need for windows interfaces

Panda Internet Security is a complete security solution for businesses and professionals to armor plate your computer.The new Panda Internet Security offers the most complete protection so you can use the Internet with absolute peace of mind.It prevents data theft (login details, credit card numbers, etc.) and protects you from other Internet threats, such as viruses, spyware, hackers and online fraud.

Here are some key features of "Panda Internet Security":
· Protection against spyware. Protects your privacy by preventing spyware from being installed on your computer. The anti-spyware protection prevents this type of software from compiling data about your Internet habits and preferences.
· Protection against unknown threats. Thanks to the revolutionary TruPrevent Technologies now, more than ever, you will be protected against malware at all times

Each page has one joke and a comic picture. Well, let’s start with some great laughter and
then at the end is a bonus section called “A Few Sick Ones For You!”
So go out there and Laugh your ass off!!!

Body tricks - Stephen Ablett - 5.8MB

This latest edition of Body Tricks contains over 100 magic tricks, jokes and effects.
The compilation includes several new effects, performance rhymes and trick credits. Almost all of the tricks can be performed without additional props, and many can even be performed naked! This collection has taken years of research and development. Featuring many old-time classic effects that have been updated for the book, along with many brand-new tricks created just for this book.
Running at 182 pages (In A4 Size), each trick is fully detailed with a selection of photographs to show the moves in each effect.
There are hundreds of full colour photographs, and each trick is divided by effect, method and performance. Table of contents on next page.
The book was originally compiled as a resource of tricks for those rare occasions when you are asked to perform, but have no props to hand. It was also utilized to compile a complete stage show on a cruise-ship, when the suitcase with the props in it went missing! It consist of close-up, cabaret and stage effects.

MOBILedit! is software that brings the ability to control the phone from your PC. After connecting the phone via cable, IrDA or Bluetooth, view the contents of the phone on the PC, do full-text searches, dial numbers, send SMS or MMS messages. With a simple click, backup all your data, copy them to different mobile phones and manipulate your contacts without even touching the phone. When you receive a message, it arrives on your PC in a similar way as an email; simply reply to it or move it to the archive. You will become much more productive as a result.

About the film:
This fascinating film takes you to the fabulous world of heroic "fantasy" with dragons, castles and battle on the sword. Black heart beats in the chest of the young King Aytona, seyaschego around wickedness and evil. Mentor King, Knight of the Old Testament Bouin (Dennis Kueyd), goes on a journey to find and kill the dragon, which he believes are guilty of cruelty Aytona. Unique charm of the movie characters make funny jokes and expensive computer graphics.

Zeallsoft Fun Morph is funny and easy to use photo morphing and warping software. Morph and warp face or image of friends, family, celebrities. Turn them into a cat or a pig or any jokes! You can save movie in all popular formats, including avi video, web page, email, greeting cards, animated gif, picture sequence and etc. Let your imagination run wild, share your morph movie with all your friends and family, they are absolutely incredible!

Morphing images of one face into another is great fun. Morphing is the process of creating a smooth animated transition from one picture into another. Using morphing you can add stunning effects into your home-made videos, create visual jokes for your friends, or master a unique animated avatar to represent yourself in on-line communities. You'll easily find many more funny uses on your own. So, let's concentrate on the technical side...

[b]PC Pranks: Scare your friends, parents or coworkers with this realistic program that simulates over 2 dozen system errors, crashes and jokes. With PC Pranks you can simulate anything from a blue screen of death, a window that runs away from the mouse, a mouse that moves all by itself, a fake online purchase, system crashes, crazy desktop effects and more. PC Pranks is a harmless program that is made to scare

Night at the Museum: Battle of the Smithsonian(2009)-TS-390mb-avi

This film is an amazing example of a movie made for kids and adults. Kids will enjoy the silly humor, and the monkey. While adults will laugh at the onslaught of in-jokes, and trust me, there's a lot.
All in all, this was a great movie, blew me away.

Bratz: 4 Real | Action Game | 121Mb only

Join Yasmin, Jade, Shasha and Cloe as they enter Carry Nation High School and face a brand new world! Meredith, Student Body President and queen of cliques, has taken over the school and is trying to break up the Bratz. Help them unite the school in friendship, and free the students from the clique system.